I can't sleep again so might as well be productive and blog...ha ha ha(why am i laughing its not funny...breathe..focus..go)
We are all familiar with the word understand: it means to grasp an idea of something or have knowledge about it. Over standing is not the opposite but it is a greater level of understanding that turns into a negative...it is rather a case of too much of anything is bad. Okay don't worry i gat ya am going to break it down for you in scenarios.
Your meeting your boyfriend for a drink and it is chilly and you go to ladies and when you come back you find he has already ordered Coffee and you ask why he ordered Coffee and he says thats what you always drink-he is overstanding you because that day you may have wanted a soothing cup of hot chocolate.
Your girls call you to go out on a Saturday an hour or two before they step out...when you ask for prior notice they say you always make it its not like you have anything to do-they are overstanding you-you were to watch re-runs of gossip girl or weakest link(and you take Tv seriously), but there invite sounded to be more fruitful.Besides they were buying.
Your boss or mother or father calls you for a meeting it and you arrive with a Clinton-esque speech(I did not......)-your overstanding your boss, parent or parents, they may be calling you to reward you but coz a call for a meeting is understood as good or bad in most cases bad you overstand it to be bad and prepare a speech.
A boy points at a group of girls and all the females point an themselves- confidence is a good thing but don't overstand yourself, i know your a catch and you would date you but hold your horses on that one.
After the realization of overstanding themselves they point to the prettiest of them all-this is not an overstand of the boy it its reality..he is pointing to the prettiest all the time..when he points to the ugly one its probably a teen movie based on a bet the boy had with his friends with the morale that ugliness can turn the high school jock into a humane creature.
Am out and please don't overstand me coz you read my blogs....understand me...overstanding me may be dangerous to your health LOL.
Thursday
Wednesday
TIT FOR TAT
So everyone is leaving ...okay not everyone am exaggerating but i have a number of friends who have crossed borders and some crossed seas....this is a good thing for them but it sucks for me, not coz i will miss them, please.... what do you think FB and Skype and Twitter are for? It is a bad thing coz am left in the pearl and they are bound to make feel bad intentionally or unintentionally. How?
Posting pictures of white sand beaches, aquarium floored restaurants, gigantic shopping centers and them holding shopping bags.
Making status updates about seeing celebs and being at this club.
Inviting me to an Usher live show in the country they moved to(By the way why invite me when you know i can't make it?????)
Well am always happy for my friends but that doesn't mean am not sad for me. But oh well life is as such and when life hands you lemon(by the way this is not just a lemon its arsenic) what do you do make lemonade (or in the case of arsenic...am not about to say arsenic poison yourself i may be a little sad but i love my life gosh what kind of person are you?...in arsenic's case make pesticide and kill flies instead of yourself)
Yeah so back to my retaliation,
am going to go garden city(qualifies as a big shopping mall) hold a few shopping buveera and take a few snaps infront of Sylvie's, enkha rash and at banana boat.
Next stop Nakumatt...am gonna take a snap at java's(of course a few shots will have the javas light in them) then proceed to Mr.Price where i will take a snap in the changing room.
I will take one weekend and hit the pseudo beaches of entebbe and take capturing and fun looking snaps.
I will have to have a night scene album in which i take view shots from garden city roof top and from crested crane towers and i will have to take photos at cayenne and silk ocean and maybe one kivulu.
Lastly i will have to post an O.M.G..i actually saw Baboon Forest crew in a forest and shortly after that..am in the same taxi as Butcha man.
If i don't make them feel bad or impress them in the least at least i would have managed to get their attention.
Posting pictures of white sand beaches, aquarium floored restaurants, gigantic shopping centers and them holding shopping bags.
Making status updates about seeing celebs and being at this club.
Inviting me to an Usher live show in the country they moved to(By the way why invite me when you know i can't make it?????)
Well am always happy for my friends but that doesn't mean am not sad for me. But oh well life is as such and when life hands you lemon(by the way this is not just a lemon its arsenic) what do you do make lemonade (or in the case of arsenic...am not about to say arsenic poison yourself i may be a little sad but i love my life gosh what kind of person are you?...in arsenic's case make pesticide and kill flies instead of yourself)
Yeah so back to my retaliation,
am going to go garden city(qualifies as a big shopping mall) hold a few shopping buveera and take a few snaps infront of Sylvie's, enkha rash and at banana boat.
Next stop Nakumatt...am gonna take a snap at java's(of course a few shots will have the javas light in them) then proceed to Mr.Price where i will take a snap in the changing room.
I will take one weekend and hit the pseudo beaches of entebbe and take capturing and fun looking snaps.
I will have to have a night scene album in which i take view shots from garden city roof top and from crested crane towers and i will have to take photos at cayenne and silk ocean and maybe one kivulu.
Lastly i will have to post an O.M.G..i actually saw Baboon Forest crew in a forest and shortly after that..am in the same taxi as Butcha man.
If i don't make them feel bad or impress them in the least at least i would have managed to get their attention.
Monday
SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE
So my home boy's ex girlfriend is getting married and he was invited to the wedding meeting and subsequently to the wedding. Well he is now confused and in the state of 'if' where he second guesses his past decision which is normal considering that they shared a part of their lives. With exes comes alot of emotions- resentment, anger, hate, regret and if you had a sexual relationship that means you connected on a spiritual level and when the spirit is broken its not quick to heal like the heart(damn am so proud of that statement it sounds so legit ha ha okay on with it..). So he is deciding on whether to not go or go..me i gave the cryptic answer i always give with these issues..listen to your heart.
Well this got me thinking about why girls most especially invite exes to their dos...me personally i would invite you to stick it to you especially if you messed me up. Now some girls are really nice and harbour no hard feelings but you never know a persons heart and its my belief always that something's gotta give, its the 21st century but lynching and cruel murder still exist but in a newer downsized(as to go with the minimalist but impacting trend)form called meanness also known as emotional abuse that will drive you to depression and subsequent suicide.
Well I as Milan he hehe hehe....should i write this...oh hell yes i might as well write it coz I speak it .
I would not invite my ex to my wedding meetings, forgive me but to me wedding meetings and this haramabe concept makes you look poor and desperate. The fact that now telecom companies provide sms alert for meetings makes it worse. If am to invite you to a wedding meeting it would be the one i plan to have just to allocate tasks and stuff. If he contributes a penny to your wedding its like he still has a role to play in your life...and am sure as hell not having that!
I would only invite you to my wedding to cement your insecurities...if your short and my guy is tall you will get an invite, if he is well endowed and your not your getting an invite, if he has money and you don't your number one on the guest list...and the last criteria am getting married and your single..come view your pathetic life while i bask in the glory of my new life.
Some may view this as mean but its the only reason i would invite an ex whom am not friends with to my wedding otherwise leave the bugger alone to his life and move on with yours why start a new chapter of your life with him/her there.
Well this got me thinking about why girls most especially invite exes to their dos...me personally i would invite you to stick it to you especially if you messed me up. Now some girls are really nice and harbour no hard feelings but you never know a persons heart and its my belief always that something's gotta give, its the 21st century but lynching and cruel murder still exist but in a newer downsized(as to go with the minimalist but impacting trend)form called meanness also known as emotional abuse that will drive you to depression and subsequent suicide.
Well I as Milan he hehe hehe....should i write this...oh hell yes i might as well write it coz I speak it .
I would not invite my ex to my wedding meetings, forgive me but to me wedding meetings and this haramabe concept makes you look poor and desperate. The fact that now telecom companies provide sms alert for meetings makes it worse. If am to invite you to a wedding meeting it would be the one i plan to have just to allocate tasks and stuff. If he contributes a penny to your wedding its like he still has a role to play in your life...and am sure as hell not having that!
I would only invite you to my wedding to cement your insecurities...if your short and my guy is tall you will get an invite, if he is well endowed and your not your getting an invite, if he has money and you don't your number one on the guest list...and the last criteria am getting married and your single..come view your pathetic life while i bask in the glory of my new life.
Some may view this as mean but its the only reason i would invite an ex whom am not friends with to my wedding otherwise leave the bugger alone to his life and move on with yours why start a new chapter of your life with him/her there.
Wednesday
I DO IT, YOU DO IT , HE DOES IT, SHE DOES IT, WE ALL DO IT!
Okay this one may get a few haters but as usual ama keep it real and bring it to you. Now i know there are some people who are gonna pull the trust and honesty cards but we all know the facts.
So what am i ranting on about...welll...Googling an ex or current partner or stalking their Facebook profiles.
Well i was telling my girlfriend how i googled my ex..luckily when you google him you come up with more than social networking sites and she found me unbelievable and the act unfathomable. My defence..i want to know. Don't you guys ever want to know whats up, what more is there, are you never curious.
Oh well call me curious milan..i googled.. and i found some pretty impressive things too bad in africa flow of information is not as good as western world so i don't know if he was ever arrested or his school performance but am praying for information rely to improve so that what people won't tell you...... you find out.
Well me and Mr. X broke up(not because of the googling you jumper to conclusions...other issues) but he was still my facebook friend and then it was his turn(Now you know even guys do this so is not women's nosy nature), he confessed he use to check my profile and my pictures , if i was tagged with another guy he would ask me who he was to me...well i enjoyed the attention and obession but it got a little to old and trying, knowing someone is monitoring your every FB move. So what did i do? You know home gal don't jokes...BLOCK THIS PERSON.
He was furious till now he hates me for it but it was better to stick to phone conversations and direct meetings.Now don't be judging the tatics and power play of our relationship. You think me and him were bad, well at least we knew we stalked each other on web.
There is a girl i know who formed a whole new profile filled it with mutual friends and then tried to woo her own boyfriend to see how far he goes with the internet fantasy...what did he do? The fool fell for it and went to meet his new chic for a sexcapede only to find his current..BUSTED..i think you don't need me to finish that one.
Now if your dumb enough to have you love's name as a password..best believe she/he is logging in as you and chatting up all your friends of the opposite sex or checking your inbox.
If your a novice to this i have an IT friend who can hook you up with some password decorder series and your set.(Ha ha ha haha ha- no thats not my evil laugh of converting you..am just laughing at the fact i got a hook up for such..God am such a skeptic.)
Technology is vast..the play has moved from phone checking to facebook stalking and googling...This is the millennial generation..Generation Net...what happens in cyber doesn't not stay in cyber its bought to real time with real consequences and real people.
So best believe....googling, facebook stalking..I DO IT, YOU DO IT , HE DOES IT, SHE DOES IT, WE ALL DO IT!
So what am i ranting on about...welll...Googling an ex or current partner or stalking their Facebook profiles.
Well i was telling my girlfriend how i googled my ex..luckily when you google him you come up with more than social networking sites and she found me unbelievable and the act unfathomable. My defence..i want to know. Don't you guys ever want to know whats up, what more is there, are you never curious.
Oh well call me curious milan..i googled.. and i found some pretty impressive things too bad in africa flow of information is not as good as western world so i don't know if he was ever arrested or his school performance but am praying for information rely to improve so that what people won't tell you...... you find out.
Well me and Mr. X broke up(not because of the googling you jumper to conclusions...other issues) but he was still my facebook friend and then it was his turn(Now you know even guys do this so is not women's nosy nature), he confessed he use to check my profile and my pictures , if i was tagged with another guy he would ask me who he was to me...well i enjoyed the attention and obession but it got a little to old and trying, knowing someone is monitoring your every FB move. So what did i do? You know home gal don't jokes...BLOCK THIS PERSON.
He was furious till now he hates me for it but it was better to stick to phone conversations and direct meetings.Now don't be judging the tatics and power play of our relationship. You think me and him were bad, well at least we knew we stalked each other on web.
There is a girl i know who formed a whole new profile filled it with mutual friends and then tried to woo her own boyfriend to see how far he goes with the internet fantasy...what did he do? The fool fell for it and went to meet his new chic for a sexcapede only to find his current..BUSTED..i think you don't need me to finish that one.
Now if your dumb enough to have you love's name as a password..best believe she/he is logging in as you and chatting up all your friends of the opposite sex or checking your inbox.
If your a novice to this i have an IT friend who can hook you up with some password decorder series and your set.(Ha ha ha haha ha- no thats not my evil laugh of converting you..am just laughing at the fact i got a hook up for such..God am such a skeptic.)
Technology is vast..the play has moved from phone checking to facebook stalking and googling...This is the millennial generation..Generation Net...what happens in cyber doesn't not stay in cyber its bought to real time with real consequences and real people.
So best believe....googling, facebook stalking..I DO IT, YOU DO IT , HE DOES IT, SHE DOES IT, WE ALL DO IT!
Saturday
SPARE ME.
Okay if your in Africa i think you saw what went down in the Big brother house..we had a little gal on gal action..Lesbian actions.
I am all for expressing oneself however but not sexually on Tv! But since i was not quick to judge and draw the lines and am adventurous and open minded people were worried about me that i may be Lesbo or venture into bisexuality. Well if i did(which i can't coz am a Christian and we are all aware of the Sodom and Gomorrah story)so what?
Personally i believe one's sexual orientation should not be the major issue of judging that person. There is so much more to someone than whether they like men or women. Imagine the world was Gay and you wanted to be straight and the stigma you would receive.
Judging people based on their sexual orientation is just as bad as judging someone based on race, tribe, language and physical disability.
If our politicians, world leaders,friends and heck family(yes i went there, people you interact with everyday) were to come out on their sexual preferences would we fail to acknowledge there contribution to your lives and society? Would we render them no longer fit for society or unable to contribute positively in our lives?
Well am not a lawyer or gay or gay activist am just a human being who feels making other people feel less human is bad.
So to all of you swaying your propaganda in my face and passing judgement and drawing conclusions about me............SPARE ME!
I am all for expressing oneself however but not sexually on Tv! But since i was not quick to judge and draw the lines and am adventurous and open minded people were worried about me that i may be Lesbo or venture into bisexuality. Well if i did(which i can't coz am a Christian and we are all aware of the Sodom and Gomorrah story)so what?
Personally i believe one's sexual orientation should not be the major issue of judging that person. There is so much more to someone than whether they like men or women. Imagine the world was Gay and you wanted to be straight and the stigma you would receive.
Judging people based on their sexual orientation is just as bad as judging someone based on race, tribe, language and physical disability.
If our politicians, world leaders,friends and heck family(yes i went there, people you interact with everyday) were to come out on their sexual preferences would we fail to acknowledge there contribution to your lives and society? Would we render them no longer fit for society or unable to contribute positively in our lives?
Well am not a lawyer or gay or gay activist am just a human being who feels making other people feel less human is bad.
So to all of you swaying your propaganda in my face and passing judgement and drawing conclusions about me............SPARE ME!
Friday
OH HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I told a guy friend of mine am some what of a feminist then he asked me if i hated men. Well last time i checked in the dictionary a feminist was a person who supported equal rights for women not one who hated men but i forgave his ignorance and told him no i just believe women should have equal opportunity like men.
Well this guy whom i thought was so 2010 turned out to be so 1910 when he said that he believes women should study up to o'level and then get married, bare children and thats all..they only need education up to o'level so as to be able to entertain the husband friends and fit in English speaking societies. I looked, eyes wide open and mouth agape and i was like OH HELL NO! and then proceeded with descriptions of him as a male chauvinist and a backward F*****r..(not my best use of my vocabulary but he asked for it).
Why are men even in 2010 so backward in thought? I know its not all men so i would love to send a shout out to my Chocolate brothers who believe in an educated independent women, a successful working wife & mother and a learned partner. But if your a chocolate brother who supports an independent women so that you can feed off her shame on you..and here is your HELL NO!
Now for those backward brothers...stop with your inferiority complex and grow some balls, really! I know your line of thought and to it i say HELL NO!
-A woman's place is in the kitchen...HELL NO..how about you cook me a meal sometime or do the dishes seeing as i don't do that using my privates but my hands.
-A woman's life should revolve around pleasing her husband in bed...HELL NO...what about me and you pleasing me?
-An educated woman can't make a good wife...HELL NO..a man threatened by his wife's accomplishment breaks a marriage with his inferiority complex.
My stand is if your a guy in 2010 and you still think this way please help yourself and change your point of view...get clued in ..see a therapist...do something to change your backward mentality but before then just stay away from me. Oh about my guy friend who stirred all this up well lets say he is no longer on my party invite list.
Well this guy whom i thought was so 2010 turned out to be so 1910 when he said that he believes women should study up to o'level and then get married, bare children and thats all..they only need education up to o'level so as to be able to entertain the husband friends and fit in English speaking societies. I looked, eyes wide open and mouth agape and i was like OH HELL NO! and then proceeded with descriptions of him as a male chauvinist and a backward F*****r..(not my best use of my vocabulary but he asked for it).
Why are men even in 2010 so backward in thought? I know its not all men so i would love to send a shout out to my Chocolate brothers who believe in an educated independent women, a successful working wife & mother and a learned partner. But if your a chocolate brother who supports an independent women so that you can feed off her shame on you..and here is your HELL NO!
Now for those backward brothers...stop with your inferiority complex and grow some balls, really! I know your line of thought and to it i say HELL NO!
-A woman's place is in the kitchen...HELL NO..how about you cook me a meal sometime or do the dishes seeing as i don't do that using my privates but my hands.
-A woman's life should revolve around pleasing her husband in bed...HELL NO...what about me and you pleasing me?
-An educated woman can't make a good wife...HELL NO..a man threatened by his wife's accomplishment breaks a marriage with his inferiority complex.
My stand is if your a guy in 2010 and you still think this way please help yourself and change your point of view...get clued in ..see a therapist...do something to change your backward mentality but before then just stay away from me. Oh about my guy friend who stirred all this up well lets say he is no longer on my party invite list.
YOUR NOT COOL...YOUR SICK
Okay if you have not guessed by now am very opinionated a tad judgemental and very observant. Well i came up with my own concluscions after a friend told me, the fact that i didn't participate whole heartedly in the modern youth culture of sex, drugs and alcohol means am not cool. Well here is ma two sense on COOL.
BOOZERS: Well am not against alcohol, truth be told i love ma merlot and my sangaria and some of my besties are drinkers but some boozers are not cool they are sick. I heard once of a guy who drunk a whole crate of nile beer in a 100,000/= bet...well he was sick..sick of poverty that is. Anyway jokes aside we have heard of the guys or chics who could drink the best drinker under the table and are in bars every other day.I understand social drinking but when you need to drink or you think drinking is cool then your sick..depression, low self esteem, mild sucide tendencies/wanting to escape(coz why you would drink to black out from liquor daily don't make sense).
GANJA:Am all for the legalization of marijuana especially since its a suppressant to cancer treatment related side effects but when it becomes a regular thing..one joint for the club, one joint at the club, once joint for work, just one for...then its an addiction. The need to be on that constant high and to escape from reality and go to ' a better place' well that doesn't make you cool my friend it makes your a drug abuser and a severly depresssed person.
WANKERS AND DOERS: Well the wankers are just sick persons especially when they indulge in pornography...i believe porn wankers have socialization issues and are just wrong. Wankers are not cool they are sick really sick in the mind...so sick that they resort to rape, pedophilia and the like to get that fantasy . The doers, the sex pests: well sex was created by God and that makes it a good thing but just bonking your way round kampala or uganda or the world not so good..its natural instinct to want to bonk and its okay to bonk but really in this day and era of HIV/AIDS one has to be cautious and the fact that one uses sex as a weapon to achieve things or as a symbols of machoism points to something missing not coolness.
Well i know some people may be against my views but they are mine not those of my click or peers and all i have to say get your own and then we can compare notes....other than that before you do something thinking its cool just think of this article.
BOOZERS: Well am not against alcohol, truth be told i love ma merlot and my sangaria and some of my besties are drinkers but some boozers are not cool they are sick. I heard once of a guy who drunk a whole crate of nile beer in a 100,000/= bet...well he was sick..sick of poverty that is. Anyway jokes aside we have heard of the guys or chics who could drink the best drinker under the table and are in bars every other day.I understand social drinking but when you need to drink or you think drinking is cool then your sick..depression, low self esteem, mild sucide tendencies/wanting to escape(coz why you would drink to black out from liquor daily don't make sense).
GANJA:Am all for the legalization of marijuana especially since its a suppressant to cancer treatment related side effects but when it becomes a regular thing..one joint for the club, one joint at the club, once joint for work, just one for...then its an addiction. The need to be on that constant high and to escape from reality and go to ' a better place' well that doesn't make you cool my friend it makes your a drug abuser and a severly depresssed person.
WANKERS AND DOERS: Well the wankers are just sick persons especially when they indulge in pornography...i believe porn wankers have socialization issues and are just wrong. Wankers are not cool they are sick really sick in the mind...so sick that they resort to rape, pedophilia and the like to get that fantasy . The doers, the sex pests: well sex was created by God and that makes it a good thing but just bonking your way round kampala or uganda or the world not so good..its natural instinct to want to bonk and its okay to bonk but really in this day and era of HIV/AIDS one has to be cautious and the fact that one uses sex as a weapon to achieve things or as a symbols of machoism points to something missing not coolness.
Well i know some people may be against my views but they are mine not those of my click or peers and all i have to say get your own and then we can compare notes....other than that before you do something thinking its cool just think of this article.
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