THE CONCEPT OF OVERSTANDING.

I can't sleep again so might as well be productive and blog...ha ha ha(why am i laughing its not funny...breathe..focus..go)
We are all familiar with the word understand: it means to grasp an idea of something or have knowledge about it. Over standing is not the opposite but it is a greater level of understanding that turns into a negative...it is rather a case of too much of anything is bad. Okay don't worry i gat ya am going to break it down for you in scenarios.

Your meeting your boyfriend for a drink and it is chilly and you go to ladies and when you come back you find he has already ordered Coffee and you ask why he ordered Coffee and he says thats what you always drink-he is overstanding you because that day you may have wanted a soothing cup of hot chocolate.

Your girls call you to go out on a Saturday an hour or two before they step out...when you ask for prior notice they say you always make it its not like you have anything to do-they are overstanding you-you were to watch re-runs of gossip girl or weakest link(and you take Tv seriously), but there invite sounded to be more fruitful.Besides they were buying.

Your boss or mother or father calls you for a meeting it and you arrive with a Clinton-esque speech(I did not......)-your overstanding your boss, parent or parents, they may be calling you to reward you but coz a call for a meeting is understood as good or bad in most cases bad you overstand it to be bad and prepare a speech.

A boy points at a group of girls and all the females point an themselves- confidence is a good thing but don't overstand yourself, i know your a catch and you would date you but hold your horses on that one.
After the realization of overstanding themselves they point to the prettiest of them all-this is not an overstand of the boy it its reality..he is pointing to the prettiest all the time..when he points to the ugly one its probably a teen movie based on a bet the boy had with his friends with the morale that ugliness can turn the high school jock into a humane creature.

Am out and please don't overstand me coz you read my blogs....understand me...overstanding me may be dangerous to your health LOL.

TIT FOR TAT

So everyone is leaving ...okay not everyone am exaggerating but i have a number of friends who have crossed borders and some crossed seas....this is a good thing for them but it sucks for me, not coz i will miss them, please.... what do you think FB and Skype and Twitter are for? It is a bad thing coz am left in the pearl and they are bound to make feel bad intentionally or unintentionally. How?
Posting pictures of white sand beaches, aquarium floored restaurants, gigantic shopping centers and them holding shopping bags.
Making status updates about seeing celebs and being at this club.
Inviting me to an Usher live show in the country they moved to(By the way why invite me when you know i can't make it?????)
Well am always happy for my friends but that doesn't mean am not sad for me. But oh well life is as such and when life hands you lemon(by the way this is not just a lemon its arsenic) what do you do make lemonade (or in the case of arsenic...am not about to say arsenic poison yourself i may be a little sad but i love my life gosh what kind of person are you?...in arsenic's case make pesticide and kill flies instead of yourself)
Yeah so back to my retaliation,
am going to go garden city(qualifies as a big shopping mall) hold a few shopping buveera and take a few snaps infront of Sylvie's, enkha rash and at banana boat.
Next stop Nakumatt...am gonna take a snap at java's(of course a few shots will have the javas light in them) then proceed to Mr.Price where i will take a snap in the changing room.
I will take one weekend and hit the pseudo beaches of entebbe and take capturing and fun looking snaps.
I will have to have a night scene album in which i take view shots from garden city roof top and from crested crane towers and i will have to take photos at cayenne and silk ocean and maybe one kivulu.
Lastly i will have to post an O.M.G..i actually saw Baboon Forest crew in a forest and shortly after that..am in the same taxi as Butcha man.
If i don't make them feel bad or impress them in the least at least i would have managed to get their attention.

SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE

So my home boy's ex girlfriend is getting married and he was invited to the wedding meeting and subsequently to the wedding. Well he is now confused and in the state of 'if' where he second guesses his past decision which is normal considering that they shared a part of their lives. With exes comes alot of emotions- resentment, anger, hate, regret and if you had a sexual relationship that means you connected on a spiritual level and when the spirit is broken its not quick to heal like the heart(damn am so proud of that statement it sounds so legit ha ha okay on with it..). So he is deciding on whether to not go or go..me i gave the cryptic answer i always give with these issues..listen to your heart.
Well this got me thinking about why girls most especially invite exes to their dos...me personally i would invite you to stick it to you especially if you messed me up. Now some girls are really nice and harbour no hard feelings but you never know a persons heart and its my belief always that something's gotta give, its the 21st century but lynching and cruel murder still exist but in a newer downsized(as to go with the minimalist but impacting trend)form called meanness also known as emotional abuse that will drive you to depression and subsequent suicide.
Well I as Milan he hehe hehe....should i write this...oh hell yes i might as well write it coz I speak it .
I would not invite my ex to my wedding meetings, forgive me but to me wedding meetings and this haramabe concept makes you look poor and desperate. The fact that now telecom companies provide sms alert for meetings makes it worse. If am to invite you to a wedding meeting it would be the one i plan to have just to allocate tasks and stuff. If he contributes a penny to your wedding its like he still has a role to play in your life...and am sure as hell not having that!
I would only invite you to my wedding to cement your insecurities...if your short and my guy is tall you will get an invite, if he is well endowed and your not your getting an invite, if he has money and you don't your number one on the guest list...and the last criteria am getting married and your single..come view your pathetic life while i bask in the glory of my new life.
Some may view this as mean but its the only reason i would invite an ex whom am not friends with to my wedding otherwise leave the bugger alone to his life and move on with yours why start a new chapter of your life with him/her there.

I DO IT, YOU DO IT , HE DOES IT, SHE DOES IT, WE ALL DO IT!

Okay this one may get a few haters but as usual ama keep it real and bring it to you. Now i know there are some people who are gonna pull the trust and honesty cards but we all know the facts.
So what am i ranting on about...welll...Googling an ex or current partner or stalking their Facebook profiles.
Well i was telling my girlfriend how i googled my ex..luckily when you google him you come up with more than social networking sites and she found me unbelievable and the act unfathomable. My defence..i want to know. Don't you guys ever want to know whats up, what more is there, are you never curious.
Oh well call me curious milan..i googled.. and i found some pretty impressive things too bad in africa flow of information is not as good as western world so i don't know if he was ever arrested or his school performance but am praying for information rely to improve so that what people won't tell you...... you find out.
Well me and Mr. X broke up(not because of the googling you jumper to conclusions...other issues) but he was still my facebook friend and then it was his turn(Now you know even guys do this so is not women's nosy nature), he confessed he use to check my profile and my pictures , if i was tagged with another guy he would ask me who he was to me...well i enjoyed the attention and obession but it got a little to old and trying, knowing someone is monitoring your every FB move. So what did i do? You know home gal don't jokes...BLOCK THIS PERSON.
He was furious till now he hates me for it but it was better to stick to phone conversations and direct meetings.Now don't be judging the tatics and power play of our relationship. You think me and him were bad, well at least we knew we stalked each other on web.
There is a girl i know who formed a whole new profile filled it with mutual friends and then tried to woo her own boyfriend to see how far he goes with the internet fantasy...what did he do? The fool fell for it and went to meet his new chic for a sexcapede only to find his current..BUSTED..i think you don't need me to finish that one.
Now if your dumb enough to have you love's name as a password..best believe she/he is logging in as you and chatting up all your friends of the opposite sex or checking your inbox.
If your a novice to this i have an IT friend who can hook you up with some password decorder series and your set.(Ha ha ha haha ha- no thats not my evil laugh of converting you..am just laughing at the fact i got a hook up for such..God am such a skeptic.)
Technology is vast..the play has moved from phone checking to facebook stalking and googling...This is the millennial generation..Generation Net...what happens in cyber doesn't not stay in cyber its bought to real time with real consequences and real people.
So best believe....googling, facebook stalking..I DO IT, YOU DO IT , HE DOES IT, SHE DOES IT, WE ALL DO IT!