I am tired of my hair. Ladies you will testify that we all reach that point where you have weaved, braided, styled, cut, regrown, done the nappy natural thing and still end up being tired of your hair. I reached that stage last weekend but cutting was no option. Why? Well when you have prayed for your hair to grow like i have YOU DON'T CUT IT OFF sometimes even cutting off of the tips kills me though i know its beneficial. So yeah am at the salon i don't want to wash and set nor do i want to plait, we have established cutting was out of the question and with this heat i was definitely not doing the weaving. My stylist's solution...glue in extension...they allow your hair to grow, allow u to change your look temporarily and are user friendly. I am so impressed with her and in my mind i make a mental note to tip, then comes the choosing of the weave and obviously i can't do a short hair do coz of the cutting and her solution...Beyonce extensions. Remember when i made the mental note to tip..yeah how about cancelled. Let me tell you why :
One am Milan not Beyonce. I know i know very evident and trivial but the hair is already human hair so i know it came from some poor south american or Asian dead person. I can get over the fact that a dead person's hair is on my head because its not like the packet of hair has 'sensational hair maria theresa santos or Ai-ting .But i come to the salon for a change a different individual look and you whip out Beyonce style so that what? everyone can know i copied her hairstyle.Its not like you can compete with Beyonce am sure she has ruined many women's self esteems well except when it comes to Jay-z doubt anyone would want those lips well except Beyonce why well thats a topic for another day back to me(see the me aspect me me me my look not BE-YON-CE!)
Secondly glue in extensions are the most hectic hairstyle i have ever come across..spray this and don't do this and make an appointment for 2 weeks..its just like maintaining my real hair expect this time its longer and more time and money consuming. I came to the saloon coz i was tired and needed rest not something to make me more tired. I know what your thinking wrong place try the spa but come on you gotta see my point.
Thirdly it would be kind of ridiculous for me to walk around with beyonce extensions with my non glamorous life style..really it is like a priest having a mohawk, i would not trust them with my life let alone my soul.
Well after all the above swerving around in my head i got up from the consult told her i would be back and 4 days later am writing this. What am i doing with my hair...well i figured i would start my own style the milan look.. de-shoveled, straight out bed, run you fingers through your hair and if your really embarrassed a nice scarf wrap will do look.
Sunday
CONSTITUTIONAL SQUARE CERTIFIED...NOT
I am not political...who am i lying to am a little political and i was very impressed by Northern Africans and Middle Easterners rising up to demand for change and have their demands meet. The wave of change is taking place through mass demonstrations in city squares. As with anything i consider admirable i ask myself can i do that, what if it were me and here goes my analysis on whether i can be that one among millions strongly standing risking limb and life for a change.
Before we go any further the gospel truth is that am a coward i can't. Now don't judge or write me off i would love to but its not in my nature. Thats right when all fails blame God or the devil..its not like someone is gonna put them on a stand to witness. I don't know who to blame for the fact that its not in my nature to strike..God or the Devil. But i will examine why am unable to act courageously and fearlessly.
COWARDS ARE US: HELLO MY NAME IS MILAN AND AM NON CONFRONTATIONAL
I can not for the love of me fight unless am seriously provoked and by seriously i mean my brother farting in my face. When arguments get heated i walk away. I can mouth off for days but if i see the other person is getting angry i will mouth of some more but once the earings come of and the fists are clenched and the Leilah Ali Stance is assumed am running as fast as my chicken knock kneed legs can carry me. Even under the influence of alcohol am sobered up by a fight be it verbal of physical somehow the signs of a fight ensuing flash the alcohol right out of my brain and alert my legs to...you know it..run or walk away.
CONCLUSCION
No am not ending my article but this is another reason am not constitutional square certified. I always draw concluscion even before events happen. I plan ahead of time and think of all possible happenings and their solutions. I will most definitely be the one discouraging my fellow strikers with facts and figures and reality checks of the army being equipped both in weaponry and manpower and how we are going to be annihilated and blown up to oblivion. My mind sees the end before the beginning and i would probably utter seemingly intelligent phrases like the end looks bloody, tugenda ffa in causal talks leading up to the strike.
SELF TALK
I am my worst enemy and best friend. I can gas myself up for anything as first as i can talk myself out of it. I am not a good candidate for suicide..that boy who blew himself up was brave. Had it been me, i would have designed the detonator with a defuse switch. I am more likely to swallow 2 or 3 valims but just before i am knocked out call emergency services and let them know i took an over dose and text my mom who i definitely know will overact that i took too many medicines. In the event of a strike i will arrive at the city square say hey and find my way home as first as i came.
BIG TALK NEVER EQUALED BIG ACTION
I am a writer, a talker, a wolokoso artist, a word-smith. I can create euphoria with my words but tell me to bring it to life...dear God! Ever wonder why great women and men's biographies are not written by themselves and if they are they are assisted? Well because they don't write or idealize about making things happens they make things happen. I can inspire thousands with my words of action but ask me to lead them hehehehehehehehe i will probably write something about finding the leader in thyself.
PROCRASTINATORS ARE US: HELLO AM MILAN AND AM A PROCRASTINATOR
I have the worst case of procrastination. Tomorrow is a day too and will always be their. I court later as if it were a lover and i think somewhere in my mind there lies a 25 hr clock. I would most definitely tell my follow strikers i will show up tomorrow, or convince them to push the strike forward...when kids are back from school, when the weather is better.
All these traits are defaults that make me uncertified for the constitutional square but never you mind because i got my words to strike for me...maybe i will pen a political satire..howz about that?
Before we go any further the gospel truth is that am a coward i can't. Now don't judge or write me off i would love to but its not in my nature. Thats right when all fails blame God or the devil..its not like someone is gonna put them on a stand to witness. I don't know who to blame for the fact that its not in my nature to strike..God or the Devil. But i will examine why am unable to act courageously and fearlessly.
COWARDS ARE US: HELLO MY NAME IS MILAN AND AM NON CONFRONTATIONAL
I can not for the love of me fight unless am seriously provoked and by seriously i mean my brother farting in my face. When arguments get heated i walk away. I can mouth off for days but if i see the other person is getting angry i will mouth of some more but once the earings come of and the fists are clenched and the Leilah Ali Stance is assumed am running as fast as my chicken knock kneed legs can carry me. Even under the influence of alcohol am sobered up by a fight be it verbal of physical somehow the signs of a fight ensuing flash the alcohol right out of my brain and alert my legs to...you know it..run or walk away.
CONCLUSCION
No am not ending my article but this is another reason am not constitutional square certified. I always draw concluscion even before events happen. I plan ahead of time and think of all possible happenings and their solutions. I will most definitely be the one discouraging my fellow strikers with facts and figures and reality checks of the army being equipped both in weaponry and manpower and how we are going to be annihilated and blown up to oblivion. My mind sees the end before the beginning and i would probably utter seemingly intelligent phrases like the end looks bloody, tugenda ffa in causal talks leading up to the strike.
SELF TALK
I am my worst enemy and best friend. I can gas myself up for anything as first as i can talk myself out of it. I am not a good candidate for suicide..that boy who blew himself up was brave. Had it been me, i would have designed the detonator with a defuse switch. I am more likely to swallow 2 or 3 valims but just before i am knocked out call emergency services and let them know i took an over dose and text my mom who i definitely know will overact that i took too many medicines. In the event of a strike i will arrive at the city square say hey and find my way home as first as i came.
BIG TALK NEVER EQUALED BIG ACTION
I am a writer, a talker, a wolokoso artist, a word-smith. I can create euphoria with my words but tell me to bring it to life...dear God! Ever wonder why great women and men's biographies are not written by themselves and if they are they are assisted? Well because they don't write or idealize about making things happens they make things happen. I can inspire thousands with my words of action but ask me to lead them hehehehehehehehe i will probably write something about finding the leader in thyself.
PROCRASTINATORS ARE US: HELLO AM MILAN AND AM A PROCRASTINATOR
I have the worst case of procrastination. Tomorrow is a day too and will always be their. I court later as if it were a lover and i think somewhere in my mind there lies a 25 hr clock. I would most definitely tell my follow strikers i will show up tomorrow, or convince them to push the strike forward...when kids are back from school, when the weather is better.
All these traits are defaults that make me uncertified for the constitutional square but never you mind because i got my words to strike for me...maybe i will pen a political satire..howz about that?
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