Hey people, been a while i know but went through a depression, then a marriage(hold up not mine my dear parents-details for when you call me for coffee) and lost a dear cousin almost like a sister. That explains my absences condolences can be sent by way of direct deposit to my bank account that you will get when leave your phone number with me.Onto business then.
I need me a man. You heard right i need me a man, okay am kidding(not because am in a relationship), who needs a man with technological advancements to pleasure women a.k.a dildos and gay male pals-a great package. What i need is a saving account.
Ladies you will agree that even the smartest of us lack that financial discipline-you just have to get those shoes, buy that icecream or deposit on that dress. For that major reason, i need a savings account and not the kind banks offer. I need me a man who is a big spender a.k.a Savings account.I have heard ladies say they got their own and more power to them but i like the ladies who got their own and some of his too. Where did all this madness come from, scroll on-its story time.
I recently went to visit a friend's sister. She lives alone in a nice apartment-which she pays for by herself and she works but she is planning to buy a house of her own soon, at age 25.How? Well she has a savings account, the real one with the bank and a SAVINGS ACCOUNT a.k.a a man. I observed her conversations on phone during the few times i visited. They went to the tune of honey, i have no rice, i have no sugar, my paycheck is late and they want to cut off my electricity, honey can you imagine the water went, baby i hate to bother you but Dstv.
Basically all her utility and food bills were taken care off by honey. I inquired how long she had been dating Honey and she said a year. Now i did economics but even if you can only grasp simple maths you can definitely make out that this girl is saving a whole load of cash money.
Where does her salary go to then apart from rent which am sure honey helps her out with once in while,well she does look impeccable and dress well and is buying a house soon.
Now that you know the story don't you agree that all ladies need a savings account by the way not spending translates to saving in economics so lets get on with the not spending at least not spending our own earnings. Men you will forgive me but the bible does say that man shall provideth.
Wine glass in hand) CHEERS TO ALL THE SAVING ACCOUNTS OUT THERE, WE LOVE YOU, OKAY I LOVE YOU
