No i didn't die am alive and well just been gone fishin' or in my unemployed status case job hunting yes am still unemployed but am consoled by the millions of youth allover the world, i mean the new Ugandan cabinet echoes my hardship-the minority(those old men who don't know twitter) are representing the majority(face booking and tweeting swagged out beings)but u know this is no political blog so back to martyrdom.
Martyrdom, the state of being a martyr. Martyr......wait whilst i Google...somebody who suffers persecution and death for refusing to renounce a belief or cause, usually religious. I proclaim upon myself the status of martyr, yes you had right am a martyr...am not about to wait to be dead and buried like Nyerere and then have my suffering recognized. I need to voice my sufferings/persecutions.
So apparently in those days, don't ask me which ones as you can guess from the above am young so yes those days people were persecuted and killed for bearing witness of the good news of Jesus Christ. I don't remember Nyerere being a Reverend or Pastor or Father(in the religious sense that is) so he is a martyr probably coz he suffered for witnessing the good news of socialism and other political things meaning that one can be a martyr without religious attachment, right? Sounds logical to me so yes I am a Martyr. Let the witnessing begin.
Being a female equals persecution of sorts....affirmative action cancelled that...really?...sure...damn.
Most definitely being African equals persecution yes we are still asked by our friends yonder seas if we live with elephants HELLO WE ARE NOT CHARACTERS IN JUNGLE BOOK... persecution is the systematic mistreatment of certain groups right, right so the G8 and all those organisations that discuss us(Africans) without us present are persecutors.
The Visa Consulate of.......... wait bad move i don't want to be black listed onto the next
Cupid....a tale for another time.
The bank and come to think of it the whole banking system is out to get me as a non-salary earner low figure banker...don't get me started.
Well am being persecuted left right and center hence declaration of a state of martyrdom. I am a martyr. Babylon system at play...only person not persecuting me is my weed man who supplied on credit to enable me blog this.
Cheers my fellow martyrs
