Thursday

MAKE ME NASTY!!!!

Hello All,

I am back, God, seems like I have been saying that for ages but for real am back.Today i explore the topic of the freak in all of us, yes you know you is a freak!.

I am always eager, easily fooled and surprised by things. I tend to think i have seen it all until something epic occurs like the UCU sex tape. I was a nut on Whatsapp looking for the video and asking people about it, don't judge you were doing the same if you were in the know.

Anyway the sex tape was disappointing but i liked the enthusiasm of the director's yellings- make it nasty, this is the shit, bend her over. Heheheh am not immoral, okay maybe i am since i went hunting for a sex tape but you would be excited too if you found the whole arrangement to be a joke like me which some of my friends didn't, bringing me to the  gist of this post. Okay i plead the fifth and say I was curious.

All my friends who said "I didn't send it to you coz  i don't want to be party to tainting someone's image", "you need to get some because the things sucks and can't get you excited" and "we have all done this especially if you were in a hostel, can't believe your this surprised", YOU NEED TO MAKE ME NASTY.

Firstly how is it tainting someone's image when they are nude and giggling in a sextape? . Secondly i need to get some, you know this and your not assisting,is that not what friends are for?. Thirdly clearly we have not all done this and please lend me your many sex tapes so that i can familiarize myself with
what went on at campus minus my knowledge.

Yes, make me nasty but don't cast me for an upcoming sex tape you pervs that surround me. I am surrounded by pervs,one failed to get the tape coz he didn't want to look a vouyer but sent me a source and demanded a copy after. I don't know how that reflects on my character other than am a good resourceful friend LOL but judging from this rant am a perv too and judging from the rate at which the tape circulated and judging from the ingenuity/boredom of those University Students Kampala is a perv capital. We need some sort of parade obviously not one organised by the Executive Director.
Scenes from the perv parade we deserve.


CHEERS,
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO MAKE IT NASTY, BE IT  A LOOK, STANCE OR WALK....MAKE IT NASTY!




Saturday

AM BACK!!!!

Hello People,

I finally got into my blog. Huh!. Am so excited. I missed you. Imagine i just logged into Gmail and voila there she was the creation of my dysfunctional brain. This morning my mum said i just get things without working for them and boy was she right. She is my number one muse. She loves me and annoys me all in one breathe but am thankful to have her *cue Judith Babirye is Mama*. It is a Saturday and I gotta go have some fun okay am lying I have to go to the market and clean house so later my loves.

XOXO